Saturday, September 20, 2008

FW:FW: Please don’t delete this…

[I got this as a forwarded mail, just pasting it here for your reference]

Tina, a commerce student at Christ College Bangalore received this photo few years’ back with a forwarded mail. The content was this person is no ordinary man and is the most talented and upcoming writer in English, his blog will make works of Shakespeare and William wordsmith void, and so you have to visit his blog 100 times a day and forward it to 1000 people via mail, take an enlarged color print and put in your room.

The content of this mail is no different.

Later Tina fell in love with this smart boy, took life size color printout (1:10 scale) and put in her bedroom also distributed in her hostel, and forwarded it to many through mail. She was university rank holder that year, placed in an MNC with a starting salary of 6Lakh/annum. Tina dream Tomkid as her soul mate.

But all other useless girls in the hostel refused to put his photo on wall, rather kept under their pillow and sighed looking at it whenever they were alone in the room at night. Every single one of them had arrears that year and was not qualified to next year. Later they realized their mistake and followed Tina’s policy. All of them were university rank holders in the following year!!!

A civil engineer in Angola got this mail, told this is all fraud and put it in spam. That evening, while returning home his brand new Honda Civic ran into 18 wheel truck and was completely damaged. He did not even get the insurance amount. He was seriously injured, 27 stitches on head, both hands and legs had multiple fractures, his back bone was “Z” shaped and doctors told it would take minimum of 9 years to sit and 81 years to walk. He is 48 now.

A project lead in an IT industry only used to check mails, forward mails, again check mails, again forward mails and spent rest of day in cafeteria forwarded this mail to all in his address book. He read all blogs of Tomkid and praised him through comments. His project manager SHIFT+DEL ted this mail. After the appraisal that year project lead got double promotion and that worthless project manager is reporting to him now. He also bought Toyota corolla where PM is still going to office in Kawasaki Bajaj (Kick start - 95 model)

Another college girl in Bombay got this as a forwarded mail and treasured this, forwarded it to many of her friends with much enthusiasm. Before even completing her college she won Miss World Pageant. She is still infatuated with Tomkid and keeps a beautiful color photo in her hand bag. Her name is Priyanka Chopra.

Another youngster from Kerala received this mail and was completely impressed with Tomkid, took as many prints as he can and forwarded to most people. Weeks later he got Job in Arab, started blogging and his blogs even released as a book, “KoPu”. He did, because he believed in it.

Another fast bowler in Indian cricket team got this mail and envied on Tomkid’s elegance. He felt why such a great cricket player like him should focus on such ridiculous things and deleted from his inbox. The next day he got slapped on face by another player and was sobbing in front of thousands at stadium, only because he ignored this mail.

A small scale vegetable merchant in rural areas of Jamaica heard about the might of Tomkid from BBC. He sensed the value and put a large sized photo in bedroom of his two daughters. Next day morning all his vegetables in his warehouse turned gold. He is now the second largest gold merchant in Arab. That father had presented actual sized wax statue (Made in London) of Tomkid to his beautiful daughters and is the dream boy of two. “Kutty’s Fans Club” (KFC, but many still believe it as Kentucky Fried Chicken – how stupid!!!) is the fastest growing brand there.

There were similar experiences from western countries like US, Europe, Ethiopia, Utopia and Slovakia. There are rumors that 47 year old Barack Obama is publicizing Tomkid for winning next Presidential election. Bill Gates keeps a photo of Tomkid on his office table. This photo is the desktop wallpaper in Drew Barrymore’s laptop.

What’s more, Microsoft and Google is watching this mail chain and
If you forward it to 10 People, you will get nothing
If you forward it to 100 People, you will get a T-Shirt with Google logo on it
If you forward it to 1,000 People, you will get a T-Shirt with Google and Microsoft logo on it
If you forward it to 10,000 People, Microsoft or Google will hand over a check worth 100,000USD
If you forward it to 100,000 People, you will get a chance to dine with Tomkid!!!

So guys and girls, if you receive this mail today you are the next fortunate one. Take a print of his photo and paste in your room. Make his blog as your home page, visit it 100 times a day, put comments, forward it, admire him (girls can love) and be blessed. Remember luck favors the prepared. Do not hesitate and never be late. Now it’s your turn to define your destiny. Be serious in life, do something worth. I bet you will win for sure!!!
[This post originated from Berly Thomas]


ടെസി said...

hey!! ഞാന്‍ ഇനി എന്തൊക്കെ കാണണമെന്റെ ഈശ്വരാ... :)

tessiewrites said...

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come over to ma wordpress, collect the award and pass it on :)

itsallaboutme-and-myworld said...

Eniyum enthallam kaananam ente eeshwaraaaaaa.....

കുളത്തില്‍ കല്ലിട്ട ഒരു കുരുത്തം കെട്ടവന്‍! said...

ബെര്‍ളിത്തരത്തിനും ട്രാന്‍സ്ലേഷനോ???? ഈ ലോകത്തിന്റെ പോക്കുകണ്ടിട്ട് ഒന്നും മനസ്സിലാവുന്നില്ലല്ലോ ഈശ്വരാ... എന്തായലും ബെര്‍ലിക്കങ്ങമേരിക്കയിലും ആരധകരുണ്ട് എന്നത് സന്തോഷം തന്നെ.. ഗൂഗിളായ നമഃ, ബെര്‍ളിയായ നമഃ

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